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Mamma Mia, Mario, we never did a song on Italy before! Remember all those Italian foods we snacked back in Brooklyn? I can’t wait for pasta, spaghetti and meatballs! Like those mushrooms, we eat them, we get big!
The arcades all saw me
The Koopas can’t stop two bros that are big!
But while a game character, I’m with the
Tu piglë nu marite Italiano, brava gente. Lavorënë sod, portanë a muneta a casë, tuttë cose buonë (ë=not read)*
Crap, Mario forgot what he said
Google Translate it, bro!
They've got the looks
They've got the smarts
They know romance
They've got sensitive hearts
And can they cook
Let me lay something on ya
Nobody makes any better lasagna
Eat some pizza
Make some noise
And be proud that you are one of the Italian boys
Who needs shrooms and flowers? They’re like-a drugs! Real Italian men sketch inspirations and chow down on so much pasta!
I never hated pasta
Don’t forgetti spaghetti!
Let em’ tell ya!
End up on a cooking show
And cook my famous ravioli
Then Wackey said!
Oh my God, Mario! This is a pure meal from Italy. You truly do represent where you and your family came from! Give me more of that! This must be on every single cookbook! EVER!
Mario’s my first, middle, and last name
Weegee and I, Waluigi and Wario (We are-)
They love to sculpt
And painting's a cinch
Let's not forget Leonardo DaVinci!
And the others that inspired the Ninja Turtles!
I’m drawing Peach looking like Mona Lisa
I share the pride
Not the gay kind, oi
The mean of what I am: an Italian boy
Hey what about me?
Yeah you too, Luigi.
Wario’s a swagtalian too!
Waluigi’s hitting the marks!
I represent Italy too
Don’t forget the tomato and onions
Assassin in the area, though I should be dead
Hey I got a plan. Italy needs more love, so let’s sing this all the people on Earth!
Mario, this isn’t even our song!
Well Americans sing the Star Spangled Banner and one wrote it! C’mon, don’t be a pooper!
And we gotta hurry, the Princess is still captured and we’re-a still finding her!
Okay, okay little bro lets finish this song!
When we unite the whole family
I got more cousins than the eye can see
America, sing a thank you chorus
To Chris Columbus
He discovered it for us
We got the style
We got the poise
We've got to fill the world with more Italian boys
Mario, I’m glad we’re half-Italian, because the Italians are more praised than ever before thanks to our heroic roles!
The quest for Peach continues, but when we get back she’ll bake us a chunky cake!! You love a chunky cake, Luigi?
Oh yes yes!
Hey you wanna hear this cool story?
Yeah? What’s it about?
It’s about that time we parodied one of that nice Italian boy’s songs. Its not-a Charles Martinet but he’s-an amazing like Charles!
Mario, we JUST did that!
(Mario)Did we? Oh yeah! And we published it to iTunes just-a now… (trails off)
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